The Dialogue of the Century!

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  "Hunny, why do you have to sit there and ignore me like this? It's not like I did it on purpose. I've just been getting bored sitting around the house all day and thought that I could go out and do some house work."
Dave replied in a craze, "Well you didn't have to get paint all over my garage! On top of that you let dinner burn, and the sink fill up with soapy water. Rosie, you almost flooded the house for Christ sake!"
     "Well if you'd pay attention to where you put things in there I would have been able to get it without a ladder! I'm sorry for dinner and I cleaned up the water, so what are you complaining about! Oh poor Dave had to make a potato and a slice of stake for himself when he got home form a job that he just sits on his butt on a computer for 8 hours. How exhausting it must be for you. I would never be able to comprehend how much stress you must be going through." Dave began to fill with rage.
     " You know what your problem is Rosie? Do you!"
     " Yeah! As a matter of fact, I do know what my problem is! Unlike you, I stay at home cleaning your house, taking care of your laundry, fixin' you all these nice dinners, and what do I get from it? What? Nothing. I get nothing, there's no ' thank you dear for all the work you've done for the last 4 years of my life. Not a thing."
Suddenly Dave got up from the bed. He set the paper down and walked down the stairs. Rosie, while still in bed, listened ever so discreetly to Dave grabbing keys and a door slamming. She rapidly got up and looked out their bedroom window and say Dave backing out of the drive way and speeding off. To this day, Rosie hasn't heard a word from him. However,  she did receive a letter saying " Thank you."